I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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