guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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