I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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