Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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