So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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