I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
party gras won. party gras always wins.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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