At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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