Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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