i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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