I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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