no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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