So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You need a sexual gate keeper
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
