Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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