heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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