this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Randomize
