Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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