I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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