I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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