"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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