love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Randomize
