yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I need a burrito and a hug.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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