forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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