is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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