Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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