Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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