Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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