how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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