Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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