She announced her abortion via fbk
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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