we have officially lost it.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
We left the knife in your bed.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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