that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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