Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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