i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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