Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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