Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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