question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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