I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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