We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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