Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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