WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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