Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Randomize
