4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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