Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My dick has a subreddit
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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