you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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