went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
