You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My first STD was from a foam party
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Randomize
