I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You're a disaster
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