Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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