there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
do nipples grow back?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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