I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
